Second Life: Installing Ubuntu on MBP 2019 16-inch

It’s Christmas Eve. I should probably be wrapping gifts or drinking hot cocoa. Instead, I found myself staring at my 2019 MacBook Pro, which was currently hot enough to roast chestnuts on an open fire. You know the feeling. You own what was once a “flagship” machine, but now it’s plagued by thermal throttling, fans that sound like a jet engine, and the looming threat of losing official macOS support next year. So, I decided to perform a holiday miracle. 🪄